Told my girlfriend that a limo is picking her up from the airport tonight.

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart) 07/24/2016 at 19:24 • Filed to: I'm probably going to be single after this

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Now, as many of you know, this is a prank. It’s actually going to be me in the smart, pretending to be a limo driver.

The trap is set: I have “livery” labels on both sides.

I’m prettied up all classy-like.

And I have a sign with her last name written on it.

Just in case the joke falls flat, I bought two cases of Mountain Dew Pitch Black.

Game on!

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Mercedes Streeter 07/24/2016 at 19:28

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If you’ve got Mountain Dew Pitch Black everything else is irrelevant lol

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/24/2016 at 19:36

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With apologies to no one because screw you all with different opinions: CODE RED OR BUST!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Mercedes Streeter 07/24/2016 at 19:40

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1. That’s awesome

2. You look fantastic

3. Pitch black is damn delicious

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/24/2016 at 19:41

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I can think of at least 3 better flavors.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/24/2016 at 19:41

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Hell naw, Voltage or GTFO.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/24/2016 at 19:45

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You picked the literal worst flavor.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 07/24/2016 at 19:46

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As long as Code Red isn’t one of those, that’s okay.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/24/2016 at 19:48

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No, it is YOU who picked the worst.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/24/2016 at 19:48

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No u

MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/24/2016 at 19:56

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Baja Blast > Livewire ~ Code Red > Throwback > Original

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/24/2016 at 20:06

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Baja Blast, Voltage, MOTHERFUCKING CODE FUKIN RED BITCH !

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/24/2016 at 20:06

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I’ll buy a celica, and use it in the local demolition derby if you don’agree with me.

DipodomysDeserti > Mercedes Streeter 07/24/2016 at 20:06

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It's national tequila day. Throw some tequila in that Mountain Dew!

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > MM54 07/24/2016 at 20:06

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Baja, Voltage, Code Red.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/24/2016 at 20:09

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As long as it’s being used, I’d be okay with it. Just don’t buy a ‘78 GT or I will send harassing emails and dirty diapers.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 07/24/2016 at 20:11

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Livewire > Code Red

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DipodomysDeserti 07/24/2016 at 20:11

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The worst mixed drinks I ever made was citrus vodka and mountain dew.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/24/2016 at 20:12

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How much do you want for yours? I pay fair market price.

DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/24/2016 at 20:25

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I just threw up a little. The only acceptable soda based mixed drinks:

1. Rum and coke

2. Moscow mule

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/24/2016 at 20:28

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Baja blast

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DipodomysDeserti 07/24/2016 at 20:29

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Whiskey sour

Manny05x > DipodomysDeserti 07/24/2016 at 20:29

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Squirt and tequila is actually not bad.

My citroen won't start > DipodomysDeserti 07/24/2016 at 20:36

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gin and soda?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 07/24/2016 at 21:21

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Your bad opinion is bad

MM54 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 07/24/2016 at 21:25

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I don’t think I’ve actually ever had Voltage, it’s the purple stuff, right?

DipodomysDeserti > My citroen won't start 07/24/2016 at 22:16

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Soda as in tonic? If so, yes.

DipodomysDeserti > Manny05x 07/24/2016 at 22:17

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Squirt is basically margarita mix, so I'll allow it.

DipodomysDeserti > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/24/2016 at 22:20

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Whiskey sour shouldn’t have soda in it.

1. Whiskey

2. Lemon juice

3. Sugar syrup

4. Egg white

Mercedes Streeter > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/24/2016 at 22:36

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I choose bust ;)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DipodomysDeserti 07/25/2016 at 00:17

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Egg white.... Weird. I thought a whiskey sour was just whisky and Sprite. Well now I feel stupid.

DipodomysDeserti > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/25/2016 at 01:35

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The egg white is optional. You whip it up real good and it forms a little froth layer on top. Sounds weird but it's actually really good.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DipodomysDeserti 07/25/2016 at 11:17

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So drinks are just weird like “breakfast shots”

2 parts Jameson, 1 part butterscotch schnapps, with 1/4 strip of bacon, and an optional shot of orange juice chaser. The perfect way to start the day... If you’re an alcoholic.

DipodomysDeserti > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/25/2016 at 11:27

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I might have to make one of those when I get home.

Tohru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/30/2016 at 21:47

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Code Red is great but Typhoon blew it out of the water.

I still have a 2L of it stashed away for when the end times come.

This is an old picture (Feb. 2014), the stash is bigger now.

Tohru > MM54 07/30/2016 at 21:47

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Livewire is literally the worst flavor. It instantly gives me migraines.